| Kinloch, David |
BRAVEHEART O Mel! Mel of the hair extenders! Braveheart! O Mad Mac Mel! It is I, Walt, Walt Whitman, who salutes you. When I heard at the close of the day That your heroic film of the Wallace Would premiere in Stirling, I floated From Mount Florida, high above Glasgow, floated From the residence of my comrade Kinloch, a brave heart Like you, I crossed the hummock-land of Shotts as Wallace Did on leaving Elderslie , I Sped through that dun-coloured upland (beside the great M8) that day To celebrate your epic but most of all to be with you O Mel! But also to petition you, Dark singer of Democracy, you who floated Like a Moses through Scottish bogs, waiting for the day To release your noble, simple people, their brave brave heart Clasped in an English vice. O Mel, I Confuse you, mix you in my mind with Wallace. And who could blame me? For you and Wallace Commingle in my scented breast, you Two and I, comrades all, shooting the film of liberty I Crave above all else, I crave and lost as my successors floated Back up stream to a land of villanelles and sonnets. Bravehearts! Brave Walt! a bearded Ariel imprisoned in a bad sestina who would this day Be free again by your example, free today To live today, to sing the love of comrades as Wallace Did. He could not rhyme, his only beat the braveheart Quad-pumping the eclectic plaid about his knees (What knees!). You Saw him Mel, as clearly as I see you who floated From Australia via Hollywood to this premiere. I Name the perfumed guests as they arrive, I Shake the manly hand of Jodie Foster, day Dream as Christian Slater -he of the slow doe-eyes- floats In. We sit transfixed as the credits of your Wallace Roll but I have eyes alone for you, Peach of a biceps -your musk white thighs- muncher of power-breakfasts, Braveheart! Mel Wallace, Will Gibson, this day Your barbaric yawp injects its braveheart Into me. You and I floating and free. |
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